Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley, 16, phlegmatic” when I go to someone’s blog. Who is with me. Lets make this happen
Aster | 17 | melancholic
Not seeing the issue here. This is the epitome of art
when ur talking abt headcanons w/ ur friend and they start typing for a really long time
[ID: A stock photo of someone with short brown hair lying down on a couch and holding a bucket of popcorn, with a smug/intrigued expression on their face. /End ID]
the fuck you lookin at keep scrollin
after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020
i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes
Maybe stop dating in general if you feel the need to break things your partners enjoy
THIS!!!!!
More and more I’ve been getting distressed over how “long ago” certain “chronological events” were. But I think I’ve come to the conclusion that time is not linear and anyone who claims it is is a scammer or a cop.
2013 was 10 years ago. 2014 was 6 years ago. 2017 was recent, but the kind of recent with a comfortable buffer of aged time around it, like a nice cheese. 2019 likely did not happen, and if it did happen it was a filler year that is optionally skippable and doesn’t actually contribute to passing time. 2020 lasted 2 years but in a side timeline that does not actually push 2014-2018 any farther back. 2021 and 2022 were a single year. 2018 was 2.5 years ago. The last 9 months were the void where the tape recorder runs out. Do you get it?
This was my barbenheimer
Water biscuits
This is a spiritual companion to that exclamation point kitty.
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
my friend once said, "he's a whore but at least he's mine" and i was like wow this is so psyborg coded
Whiscash in a wizard hat
YOU HAVE ENTERED
WHISCASH WIZARD WEDNESDAY
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ALTanthem, leonard cohen || wikipedia page for tikkun olam || 'tikkun olam: repair the world', barbara shapiro, 2020 || it's torn, leonard cohen || clean slate, the mountain goats
Feeling a bit silly
WHAT IS GOING ON.
